Total Medals Earned: 2,940 (From
567 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 50,125 Points
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's mind there are few." - Shunryu Suzuki
"One must be poor to know the luxury of giving" - George Eliot
"Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." - Robert Southey
"Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult." - Alessio Vinci
"A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau
"In today’s job climate, you can’t afford to be a vanilla sundae. You need to be a banana split." - Peter McCarthy
"I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries. And I know that the expression CrackBerry has been going around, but now I fully understand it. I'm actually addicted to a piece of machinery, and that's really embarrassing." - John Krasinski
"It happens every time, they all become blueberries." - Willy Wonka
"You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom." - Janet Erskine Stuart
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange." - Fred Allen
"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream." - Barry Goldwater
In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A turtle travels only when it sticks its neck out" - Korean Proverb
"No call alligator long mouth till you pass him." - Jamaican proverb
"Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still." - Patricia Russell-McCloud
"It occurred to me, not for the first time, that it is a hard life being a penguin." - Roger Ebert
"You do not teach the paths of the forest to an old gorilla" - African proverb
"Games lubricate the body and the mind." - Benjamin Franklin
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
"That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well." - Abraham Lincoln
"Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them." - Albert Camus