Total Medals Earned: 2,940 (From 567 different games.) Total Medal Score: 50,125 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Play the FGF game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
collect 4000usd or more
collect 12000usd or more
collect 24000usd or more
collect 48000usd or more
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)
Set a cat on fire.
Beat the tutorial levels.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (45/460 points)
Make 5 consecutive shapes correctly
Complete the first pattern
Reach level 10
Reach level 15
Play 3 times in a row
Make a pattern just before the times end
Do one pattern in less than 1 second
Make 10 consecutive shapes correctly
Reach level 20
Make 15 consecutive shapes correctly
Like us on facebook
Score 1 million points or more
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'