Total Medals Earned: 2,937 (From 564 different games.) Total Medal Score: 50,110 Points
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/260 points)
Lose the tutorial
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach The SECRET Level :O
Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)
Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.
3 Grape Combo
Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.
Figure it 0ut y0urself
Get a -100 Rupee
Get a combo of 50
Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot
Max out your accuracy stat
Get a 500 point rupee
Max out your ammo stat.
Max out your fire rate stat.
4 Grape Combo
Get a score of 50,000
Get a combo of 100
Get 100,000 points.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/215 points)
Play freestyler mode
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 6/20 (55/500 points)
When you destroy the first cannon
When you kill the first enemy
When you kill the first gunman
When you obtain the first weapon
Pass level 1 with any difficulty
More than 2,500 Points
More than 50,000 points
When you destroy the first nest
More than 100,000 points
More than 250,000 points
When you destroy the first tank
Pass level 2 with higher than normal difficulty
More than 500,000 points
Pass level 3 with higher than hard difficulty
More than 1,000,000 points
Pass level 4 with insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 25 levels
Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/380 points)
Kill 100 pirates
Complete Wave 1
Kill 250 pirates
Complete Wave 8
Kill 500 pirates
Kill 1000 pirates
Complete Wave 16
Complete Wave 24
Complete Wave 32
Kill 10000 pirates
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/340 points)
Eat 10 hearts
Use swipe attack on 15 people
Use howl 6 times
Successfully decapitate 10 humans
Kill 100 humans
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.